Total Medals Earned: 7,845 (From 681 different games.) Total Medal Score: 128,495 Points
Medals Earned: 5/10 (110/445 points)
Back to Continue the Adventure
Die as any Character
Stop the enemy biker before he escapes
Showcase why you're the Ultimate Lifeform
Finish Chapter 1
All caught up now
Spend some time in Training
Finish Chapter 2
Finish Chapter 3
Clear Episode 3
Medals Earned: 17/21 (460/860 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/7 (10/320 points)
Use the highest magic level.
Don't take damage in a level.
Do it in under 10 minutes
Medals Earned: 3/5 (85/285 points)
Transport 20 red monsters
Transport 20 green monsters
Transport 20 violet monsters
Transport 20 blue monsters
Transport 20 orange monsters
Medals Earned: 2/2 (10/10 points)
Start to view a gallery bunch of spiders!
You have seen all spiders in this gallery.
Medals Earned: 1/1 (100/100 points)
LOSE THE FUCKING GAME!
Medals Earned: 6/14 (35/290 points)
Cut Off a Conversation
A Nice Center Smash
Ten Crush-Hugs
Five Love Taps
Far Right Smoosh
Far Left Hit
You Obey the Rule of Three for Big Yucks!
Fifteen Gory Love Lunges
20 Hits in Survival
Perfect Score in Story Mode
21 Spikey Embraces
30 Hits in Survival
40 Hits in Survival
50 Hits in Survival
Medals Earned: 3/12 (20/250 points)
You made it through the morning shift!
You've learned the fine art of the rebound. Or just got lucky.
You got your first 6 point hit! We're so proud!
You're over the hump!
You made it! Now time for be-ew-ti-ful dreams.
You've survived through 5 mascots. OK.
You're getting up there!
You survived 20 psychotic mascots! You're a spiking GOD.
You got mad points with little to work with!
You completed employment mode with 100% security!
You smashed 50 guys in one game sitting! That's a lot!
Perfect in the monster challenge
Medals Earned: 3/4 (85/185 points)
Fight your way through The Clock Crew and defeat Watermelon Clock (is that even a thing- look up later)
Survive the horde of Madness and defeat the DJ
Defeat Pico and friends
Medals Earned: 3/6 (40/290 points)
reach level 5
reach level 10
reach level 15
reach level 20
reach the last level
reach level 25