Total Medals Earned: 7,845 (From 681 different games.) Total Medal Score: 128,495 Points
Medals Earned: 1/1 (100/100 points)
Survive for 1 minute.
Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)
Beat up some dumb frog lmao
Medals Earned: 11/12 (150/250 points)
Toss 1 enemy out ouf stage!
Toss a peasant in the depth!
Hit 1 enemy's head with a bomb!
Hit 1 peasant's head with a bomb!
Finish level 17 with using only 1 bomb!
Finish level 22 with using only 1 bomb!
Finish level 11 with using 2 bombs at most!
Blow up an enemy without using a rocket on level 7!
Hit 10 enemy in the head with bomb!
Hit 10 peasant in the head with bomb!
Toss 10 enemies out of stage!
Complete all 36 levels with 3 stars!
Medals Earned: 2/4 (30/65 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 4/4 (185/185 points)
Complete 3 levels
Complete 6 levels
Complete 11(all) levels
Medals Earned: 21/21 (105/105 points)
complete level 1
complete level 2
complete level 3
complete level 4
complete level 5
complete level 6
complete level 7
complete level 8
complete level 9
complete level 10
complete level 11
complete level 12
complete level 13
complete level 14
complete level 15
complete level 16
complete level 17
complete level 18
complete level 19
complete level 20
complete level 21
Medals Earned: 10/12 (190/300 points)
Silly cat, get off ma lawn.
That's not even a real sword.
Go back to your cave.
Farukon Paaansh.
Wololo.
Ma gun's bigger.
Systems failure imminent.
Go back to kitchen.
Master the guitar.
Get killed by each enemy in one sitting.
Save the universe from evil.
Medals Earned: 7/7 (205/205 points)
You soft boiled an egg.
You made toast.
You cut a grapefruit.
You made juice.
You made coffee with suger.
You made a bowl of cereal with blueberries.
^__^
Medals Earned: 2/6 (10/40 points)
I guess you could have that kind of desire.
Should've probably watched out for the slippery water.
Maybe you shouldn't have entered so rudely.
That tasted like garbage!
Complete the game.
Medals Earned: 4/7 (45/245 points)
Never Earned A Medal: Just to take up space
Minds are like parachutes. They only function when they are open.
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
Learn the rules so you know how to break them properly.
Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain and most fools do - Benjamin Franklin
Half the world is composed of idiots
Cup of Coffee